Hi! We’re Melo & Mia. 

Yes, we’re real. Yes, we run this.

I’m Melo — the orange original. Found alone in a field at three weeks old. I recovered, took over the house, and established leadership immediately.

Two peaceful years passed.

Then she arrived.

Mia. Tiny. Dramatic. Found under a car after losing her brothers. Adopted instantly. She was chaotic, loud, affectionate, and completely unaware of personal boundaries.

At first? I objected.

There was jealousy. There was protest.
There may have been a strategic “mystery illness” for attention.

But eventually… she grew on me.

Now?

I’m the CEO. She’s the wannabe Creative Director.
Our human is operations (unpaid).

This shop was created because our human is possibly unhealthily obsessed with us and realised other cat people deserve merch that actually feels like them.

Not just “cute cat.” Not just paw prints. But identity & sense of humour!

Whether you’re the Cat Butler, the emotional support human, or the person who absolutely will talk about their cat for 45 minutes if asked.

You’re in the right place.

Melo (CEO) + Mia (Chaos)

Behind the cats there's a human. That's me — Vane, based in Madrid. I built this shop after going through a rough time, because Melo and Mia basically saved me and they run my whole life anyway, so we might as well make it official. 🐾

Vane (Human intern)